FREE PORN: The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
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Swallow . Only the mother was present during Tuesday’s hearing. Here are some excerpts:“At first I thought he was joking
But I have to kill you, ” he told them, while holding a knife and pellet gun they believed to be real.
Some people go a lifetime chasing such a sensation. I'd never experienced anything remotely close to what I was about to
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FREE PORN: The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
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Swallow . Only the mother was present during Tuesday’s hearing. Here are some excerpts:“At first I thought he was joking
But I have to kill you, ” he told them, while holding a knife and pellet gun they believed to be real.
Some people go a lifetime chasing such a sensation. I'd never experienced anything remotely close to what I was about to
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FREE PORN: The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
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Swallow . Only the mother was present during Tuesday’s hearing. Here are some excerpts:“At first I thought he was joking
But I have to kill you, ” he told them, while holding a knife and pellet gun they believed to be real.
Some people go a lifetime chasing such a sensation. I'd never experienced anything remotely close to what I was about to
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